• Doomsday cult pumpkin patch tee: Lehman's sign-style lettering over a pile of gourds and a joke about cider and brainwashing, for hayrides and dark-humour fans
• Sizes S to 5XL, unisex fit, in many colours
• Material: 100% cotton across three qualities; Standard Gildan 5000 is the everyday midweight, Heavyweight Comfort Colors 1717 is thicker with a washed feel, Premium Bella Canvas 3001 is the lightest and softest; heathers are blends
• Printing: with DTG the ink soaks into the shirt itself, so you cannot feel the design; with DTF it is pressed on as a thin layer, so the dark lettering stays crisp on a light shirt
• Wash inside out in cold water and tumble dry low

Come for the cider, stay for the laughs.