Recognized by every doorbell. Still waiting on the fan club.

A delivery-life joke for anyone with an unofficial starring role on porch cameras. Keep this graphic tee for casual days or wrap one up for a courier who always has a story.

Product details

• Available sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL.
• Colors: Charcoal, Dark Chocolate, Light Blue, Light Pink, Navy, Orange, Purple, Red, Royal, Sand, Sport Grey, White, Black, Forest Green, Gold, Military Green.

Size guide

Compare a garment you like, laid flat. Use the units shown in this supplied guide; width is measured across the chest. For a size without listed measurements, contact support before ordering.

Size Width Length Sleeve length* S 18 28 15.1 M 20 29 16.5 L 22 30 18 XL 24 31 19.5 2XL 26 32 21 3XL 28 33 22.4 4XL 30 34 23.7 5XL 32 35 25

Shipping & order help

Free shipping on every order, with no minimum. Estimated U.S. transit is 5–10 business days after dispatch. International transit varies by destination and may take longer. Items may arrive in separate packages.

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