• I hate candy corn shorts: the small round badge with a red slash through a candy corn on the leg, for lazy autumn weekends, Halloween movie marathons and laughs at home
• Sizes S to 2XL, in black, creme heather and military green
• Material: solids are 100% combed ring spun cotton; heathers are 90% cotton and 10% polyester
• Pique knit, a lightly textured weave that is heavyweight yet breathable and holds a clean line instead of clinging
• Printing: the artwork is printed onto the right leg as a flat panel, placed low so it is not hidden by a hem or a pocket
• Side pockets, a back pocket and an internal drawcord for an adjustable fit

Lounge in protest all October.